Golden Dan and The Almighty Moskowitz
Two of the most iconic ultra-powered heroes of The Truth Squad, a political super team led by Jamie “The Rascal” Raskin. With their combined talent in debate and legislation they are a force to be reckoned with. Like day and night, their skills hit ‘em high and hit ‘em low. When you consider their difference in height you can see how that applies literally and legislatively. Although both members of Democratic Truth Squad serve in the United States Congress, they have different origin stories and have unique perspectives on policy and governance are united in their fight against misinformation and abuse of governmental power.
Golden Dan
As civilian Dan Goldman, he was in the legal wild, living the life of a courtroom cowboy. So dedicated, he could probably prosecute a sandwich for being too delicious. As a hotshot Assistant United States Attorney in the Southern District of New York, he was like the Sherlock Holmes of white-collar crime using subpoenas rather than a magnifying glass. Envision him embroiled in piles of paperwork with the enthusiasm of a kid in a leaf pile—except these leaves would put you in jail.
Hardly a one-trick pony Goldman dived headfirst into the glitzy, gritty world of organized crime. Like something out of a Scorsese film, except with more legal briefs and fewer rolling cannoli. Intrepid, legal warrior, sifting through mountains of evidence he fought criminal masterminds, ones thinking they could outsmart the law with their schemes wrapped in riddles. These were the types who conducted “family business” suited for a drama like “The Sopranos” meets “Perry Mason” rather than a wholesome family sitcom.
Now as Golden Dan, the alter-ego of Dan Goldman, stands out as the embodiment of legal prowess and unflappable seriousness, a superhero congressman whose mere presence commands attention and respect. With a mind sharper than the quill of the Founding Fathers and a dedication to justice that rivals Lady Liberty herself. To colleagues, he is the beacon of sobriety in the carnival of politics, a stern guardian of the realm who never cracks a smile — because in the fight for justice, laughter is the enemy’s best distraction. From navigating the perilous waters of committee meetings to confronting the League of Loopholes, all the while maintaining the decorum and dignity befitting a superpowered congressman. With every appearance, he reassures the citizens that as long as he’s on patrol, the Capitol Hill will never succumb to the dark side of political machinations.
His superpowers consist of:
- The Gavel of Justice: With the lightest of taps, he can silence political spin, or with a mighty strike, he can restore truth and integrity to any conversation.
- Legislative Intuition: A mere glance at a stack of proposed laws, he can discern the long-term impacts, potential loopholes, and the likelihood of bipartisan support with near-instant speed. This ability reduces hours of committee hearings and expert testimonies along with the benefit of spotting a poison-pill from a mile away.
- Archival Recall: Golden Dan has the uncanny ability to recall any piece of legislation, case law, or legal precedent from memory, without neglecting citation numbers. This living legal database is always prepared, whether in committee meetings or heated floor debates.
- The Gaze of Accountability: His most fearsome ability instills fear and compels truth and integrity with just a look. Even the Squad’s archenemies, “The Deniers,” falter under his glare. Only their leader the sinister, Mr. Jymnastic, and his lieutenant, The Comber are able to withstand his glare.
With these awesome abilities, he champions causes such as voting rights, reproductive rights as well as gun control.
Almighty Moskowitz:
Even under the guise of mild-mannered Jared Moskowitz, he is the Swiss Army knife of Florida politics. You name it, he’s done it. As a once Representative of Florida House, he tackled everything from angry alligators in legislation to the mysteries of the state budget. Then, as if being a state rep wasn’t thrilling enough, he switched gears to become Florida’s very own disaster master, leading the Division of Emergency Management. There, he battled hurricanes, tangled with the chaos of COVID-19, occasionally fending off the mutant mosquitoes of Florida.
The Almighty Moskowitz, Jared Moskowitz’s littler-than-life alter-ego, strides through the political arena with a unique blend of humor and cunning, wielding sarcasm and a seemingly endless supply of props to dismantle deceit and cut through the cacophony of political rhetoric. His playful banter disguises his mastery of political abjuration making him a superhero for the ages. Without innate abilities to fight the injustice of Republicanism he relies on an armament of weapons.
The D.C. Duo have taken their battle to the streets of Oversight.
As Moskowitz and Goldman, they contribute to the Oversight Committee’s pretense of ensuring accountability and transparency within the federal government. Their combined expertise gives them the capability to legislate a diverse array of issues ranging from emergency preparedness to legal and ethical compliance within the government. Even though their work is not as flashy or glamorous as that of their heroic counterparts, the work they do as Goldman and Moskowitz is critical in the battle against the obstruction and atrophy of democracy and governance.
As The Almighty Moskowitz and Golden Dan, they arm themselves with his sophisticated sarcasm and endless arsenal of props, The Almighty Moskowitz disarms opponents with humor and exposes the absurdities of political rhetoric. His ability to cut through deception and bring clarity to complex issues makes him the ideal partner for Golden Dan, whose penetrating gaze of accountability and mastery of legal and ethical principles ensures that their adversaries cannot thwart the will of the people. As the most powerful members of the Truth squad save for their leader, The Rascal, the two navigate the treacherous waters of politics with a blend of humor, integrity, and a shared commitment to truth. The Almighty Moskowitz lightens the atmosphere, making even the intense negotiations more palatable, while Golden Dan brings a sense of gravitas and moral clarity. Their partnership is a testament to the power of combining humor with serious commitment to justice, making them a formidable team against any challenge.
— Citizen Mooney